Are you a real doctor?
My patients certainly hope so!
Ok this is getting weird now..
Can I ask you for medical advice?
Sorry - please see your own doctor. I am a real doctor but not your real doctor.
Do you have any qualifications in history?
Not medical history per se, this is more of a hobby. But I do have an undergraduate degree in the history of Asian societies. (My path to medicine was a strange one...)
Why are you so obsessed with Louis XVI's penis?
Wouldn't you be?
Can I use your posts elsewhere?
Sure! But please be so kind to contact me first. I don't bite. Much.
Can I make suggestions for posts?
Absolutely! If there's anything you'd like to see me address - comment here and I'll do my best to talk about whatever it may be eventually.
By this stage hopefully you have worked out that my major skill is procrastination - so just don't expect a speedy response.
Are you taking guest posts?
At this stage I am not introducing any sponsored content, sorry.
What about advertising?
I am selective about the type of advertising I am happy to have appear on the site (mainly I'd like it to be interesting!) Please contact me at crazedturkey <at> gmail <dot> com and we can talk about your offer.